OMG AND SARAH WILL BE OUR BIGGEST FAN AND WILL BUY ALL THE TICKETS
meanwhile jen calls herself my best friend and we’ll be lucky to get her to show up even at all tbh she was not at all here for our stirring performance the other week :(((
but yeah sarah’s going to be front row center every night amy poehler/mean girls style amiright swedish-hasbeen
literally yes. you need to start your two man theater company asap. i know i was pretty stoned when you pitched the idea to me but i still think it will be the best thing in the ny. i will be laughing/crying/all the emotions so hard that the rest of the audience will be drowned out. or yes, standing in the row with a camcorder acting and singing with you ala mrs. george.
i am laughing because we literally had a butt conversation related to these shorts. we’ve actually had…several conversations about these shorts. owning the same shorts: a fascinating story of lesbian friendship and camaraderie
Just girls being girls
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